If you didn’t listen to it then, why start now? RMġ55: Word Is Out ( Let’s Get To It 1991) I appreciate Kylie trying her hand at New Jack Swing, but maybe Stock and Waterman (Aitken was out by this point) weren’t the ones to do it. RMġ56: Live & Learn ( Let’s Get To It 1991) Generic dance-pop from the early ’90s. RMġ57: I’ll Still Be Loving You ( Kylie 1988) Kylie’s resigned coo is sweet, but that plodding guitar lick needs a hit of ’80s cocaine.

Maybe that explains why she’s yelling rather than singing (over the highest-pitched funk guitar you’ve ever heard). RMġ58: It’s No Secret ( Kylie 1988) The secret? That Our Kylie’s being cheated on by some jerk of a guy. I think Kylie was making a play for the Aladdin soundtrack. If there’s some bravery in the attempt to try something different, it’s also a relief that it didn’t last.ġ65: If You Were Here With Me Now ( Let’s Get To It 1991) A soppy duet with R&B vocalist Keith Washington. RMġ69: Beautiful (with Enrique Iglesias) ( Kiss Me Once 2014) An autotuned ballad with Enrique: a collection of words that just scream “skip it.” RMġ68: Tell Tale Signs ( Enjoy Yourself 1989) 167: My Secret Heart ( Enjoy Yourself 1989) 166: Heaven & Earth ( Enjoy Yourself 1989) A string of relics from what’s surely Kylie’s worst era, when she made a pivot towards Broadway belter and Disney crooner. But let the debates begin.ġ70: Sexercize ( Kiss Me Once 2014) Co-written by Sia, who should be excommunicated from Australia until she apologises for making Kylie sing “let me see you sexercize”.

Unfortunately, we don’t have time for remixes and Christmas songs because we also have lives away from Kylie’s discography. We’ve mostly stuck to album tracks, bar the odd essential B-side (where my Skirt heads at?) and her most iconic features. Think of it as a living tribute to our greatest ever pop star. It’s prompted us to deep-dive into her discography and revisit her best (and not so best) songs in this definitive ranking. This year, the now 55-year-old Padam Padam-ed back into our hearts, reigniting the sort of global acclaim she hadn’t experienced since her halcyon Fever days at the turn of the millennium, and excitement is high for Tension, out on September 22, her first new album since 2020’s very COVID-stenched Disco. When she’s been prolifically gifting us hits across five separate decades from the ’80s to the present, it’s easy to take Kylie Minogue for granted.

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